Saturday, May 21, 2011

Random Peppering in 2011.

Pepper is a good friend of mine.  Our banter includes sarcasm, hyper criticism, and assorted stupid crap to make the other laugh at inappropriate times.  Here are some random email attachment samplings from 2011:

Addison's new fire alarm.

WTF

BILL POSTERS IS INNOCENT!

The karma gets reincarnated.


I've tried something like this before.
Didn't work.
Turns out insects aren't very good at reading English.
Next time I'll try another language.
What do you think?  French?  German?  Pig Latin?

A classic.

Time and tide can be a bitch.

Pepper's sparring partner.

                         Steve:  So your garage is how long?
                         Joel:  18 feet.
                         Steve:  And your board is how long?
                         Joel:  18 feet, 2 inches.
                         Steve:  Awesome.
There's also some hidden subtlety in this that a select few will get.
Sorry for posting an inside joke.

The start of the OCR, 2011.  
9.5 mile paddle, 26 mile sand and trail run, 38 mile trail bike.
Gnarly.
One can only hope to get a note like this on their car.
This is Death Wish, part one.  I'm in the second lane.
A "Smart Car" going 80 on the freeway passes me in the third lane.
Unfortunately for him he was going slower than he wanted to in lane three.
He had to go around me when I passed him.
He switched to the fast lane to go even faster.


And this is Death Wish part two.
This is when he passed me in the fast lane.
On the 405.
At 9 p.m.
Going about 90.

Matt Walls, King of the South Bay Donkeys, a paddleboarders' club.
Coming in from surfing at this year's Bare Back Classic.
In January.
The water was about 53 degrees.

A friend of mine from high school who now lives in SB.
This picture cracked me up -- 100% due to that t-shirt.
In case you're wondering why, please see the caption just above this one.

Um... okay.

That's less than 1/2 of them.

Have a great one, all.

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